Jaimie's Oratio Directa

A few words of wisdom from my wonderful wife.

Friday, March 25, 2005

"If you breathe nothing but carbon dioxide you'll die."

Jaimie told me this was why she could not sleep facing me. It's a good thing she realizes this. I'd hate to wake up in the morning and find her dead.

1 Comments:

Blogger Geekbird said...

Jaime is a liar, I have tanks filled with carbon dioxide and I breathe those in for a couple of hours a day. You're married to a liar, how does that feel? Probably not as good as me, I feel great. WTF!!! Are you hitting on me!! Dude, I like chicks, you should stop that.

You know who else is a liar? some chick named Amanda that Jaime hates. Amanda's lies are ridonkulous. She once said she was going to take over the world, but that's crap, cuz that's what i'm doing.

2:16 PM  

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