"You know I don't like to mess around when I'm driving."

She was concentrating on driving to work when I was informed of this. Were we messing around? I'm not sure.

"Don't mess around with me when it comes to my mascara!"

I was messing around with her and this is what I got. Now I know better.

"You have bread. You don't need crackers"

I was eating chili for dinner. Jaimie made rolls. I put crackers in my chili and was told I didn't need crackers because I had rolls. I don't get it. Am I supposed to break up my roll in my chili?

"Dammit! Don't Pinch My Fat!"

This quotation was made when I was trying to tickle Jaimie. I ended up "pinching her fat" instead.